what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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