Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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