Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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