Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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