Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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