i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
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I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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