Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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