Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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