Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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