but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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