summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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