How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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