He kissed a someone with a penis
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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