i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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