Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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