that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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