You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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