Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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