so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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