Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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