What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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