So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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