i don't like sucking hair
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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