Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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