Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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