The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
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I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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