So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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