We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
4 words: hood of his car
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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