Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.