the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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