Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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