Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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