i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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