he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize