I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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