Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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