i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This baby is an asshole
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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