Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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