She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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