NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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