Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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