It's like a parade of train wrecks.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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