Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
3 2 1 whiskey
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
