Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it glows. i had to have it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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