Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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