; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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