next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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