yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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