I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Every concussion has its silver lining
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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