Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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