obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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