The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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