I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
