The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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