you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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