white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
Randomize
