Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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