No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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