he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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