Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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