I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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